Weirdest Compliments People Received

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mattstaff
Feb 29, 2020 12:00 PM EST

Sometimes people give other people compliments that end up sounding like they could be a cleverly disguised insult. Like you're not really sure whether what that person said to you was from the bottom of their heart. Maybe they were just trying to pull a fast one on you with a roast that just sounded kind of nice. Who knows. 

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  • 01
    Text - somemetausername • 16h I'm not sure it was a compliment but I had a cashier at Walgreens tell me (at like lam) that I had the facial structure of a Druid.
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    Text - DevappaJi • 16h I'm an Indian dude with a big beard. Walked past a homeless guy and gave him some change, he yelled after me "suicide bombers are heroes man!" He was so completely off, and yet I still felt like I was supposed to say thanks haha
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    Text - BitchyKitschyWitchy • 16h When I was 11, we had this buddy system at school and I had to be a buddy to a 7 year old. She was a sweet girl, but she was a little bit bossy, and insisted on calling us older people her chinchillas and rats. One time she hugged me, which was adorable, since she was so small, and she said: "I like you, because you've got so much flesh to eat!" It was weird, but oddly sweet. I loved horror stories as a child and maybe this is why that had such a huge impact on m
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    Text - SMRPDX • 16h I was playing in a badminton tournament and had a woman thirty years my senior come up and tell me that I have the perfect eyebrows (I'm a dude). Apparently she was a professional make up artist and had an eye for such things.
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    Text - Diddyfire • 16h Used to work retail and my voice is surprisingly deep for my looks. Customer once explained it saying that I "sounded like I've been drinking whiskey since I was born".
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    Text - Nnelg1990 • 16h My colleague who's thirty years older than me said that I have nice long fingers. The most funny part is that she didn't mean it sexually. Well at least that's how she made it look...
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    Text - iron1088 • 16h Walking down a side walk once when an older lady yelled out to me from her 2nd story balcony "you have a great stride for a tall man!" Thanks?
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    Text - yeetospaghettio • 15h "You're probably the third funniest female I know" I don't know, it was just so oddly specific lol
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    Text - Pokestralian • 16h Doctor told me my inner ear structure looked exactly like the ones in the medical textbook. So I guess l've got that going for me.
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    Text - Adalborg • 16h I was told I have a nice European accent when speaking English, but I'm from Asia (never lived in Europe or anything)
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    Text - squidkyd • 16h I was told I have a nice nose by some guy at a party. Then when I looked confused he said "you know, you have your sister's nose! You guys have the same nose" That's how I learned he knew my sister. It was a bizarre experience but like that night I did look in the mirror and examine my nose for the first time lol
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    Text - thenicotinequeen • 16h "i like the way your belly pokes out of your shirt"
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    Text - Idkwhereiamsendhelp • 17h "You're not short. You're fun sized." Also had someone tell me that my fingers were "perfect little sausages"
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    Text - shantell295 • 15h I was working in retail, minding my business when a lady, mid walking with her family, pointed at me and shouted (somewhat aggressively) "I want your skin! It's nice!" I was scared and flattered at the same time
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    Text - NeonNintendo • 15h It was actually an insult by an ex that I wasn't with for very long or very close to, really. It stings and i never knew what to do with it besides be very careful with whom i get close to, avoiding making people feel that way "You know, you make so many people fall in love with you that have absolutely no business doing so and you have no idea how much you hurt people. It's not your fault but you just do it." Big ouch...
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    White - gnarley_quinn • 15h I like your bald spot
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    Text - CrazyQueen502 • 16h You seem like the kind of person to have nice feet
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    Text - PMForDickGraysonPics • 16h "You have strong veins." from a nurse when I was donating blood. It was weird but I don't get compliments often so it actually meant a lot to me. I still remember it two years on.
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    Text - Jimbabwe88• 16h "You have a really nice, deep voice. I bet you have huge balls."
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    White - zachviray • 16h "You smell spicy."
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